Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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