Cold hands, warm shart.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
