I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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