is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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