We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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