i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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