shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
He kissed a someone with a penis
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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