shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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