we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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