everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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