god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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