You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
