Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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