It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I understand Curling. That high.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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