So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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