is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
splinters make it hard to masturbate
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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