The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm having to shit out rocks
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