Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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