C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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