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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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