did you get engaged???
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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