Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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