the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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