Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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