Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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