She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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