Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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