People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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