I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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