i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
