Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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