she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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