So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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