Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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