White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
