I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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