I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Randomize
