yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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