your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
we should paint friendship bongs
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