You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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