Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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