just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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