The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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