If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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