when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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