it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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