Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
this is an emotional support booty call
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
