I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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