oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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