Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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