I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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