Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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