And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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