Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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