connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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