i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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