So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Boobs are out for the taking
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
