Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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