He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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